Days Like These
This blog isn’t dead but it has definitely been sleeping a while!
Here’s some matches from the past that have sprung to mind:
30.4.1977 Argyle 0 Wolves 0
5.5.1979 Argyle 2 Swansea 2
14.5.1983 Argyle 0 Portsmouth 1
11.5.1985 Millwall 2 Argyle 0
14.4.1991 Argyle 0 Brighton 2
19.4.2009 Argyle 0 Newcastle 2
2.5.2011 Argyle 1 Southampton 3
(with thanks as ever to greensonscreen.co.uk for the details.)
… to which can be added:
3.5.2025 Argyle v Leeds (result as yet unknown)
It's a sorry list. Can’t say I enjoyed any of the games. Quite the reverse in fact. Even though some of them were quite remarkable in many ways I don’t recall any of them with any affection. But they all have one thing in common: it was in this game that our opponents either clenched a title or won promotion. I don’t even remember much about some of them.
The Swansea game? Nothing beyond lots of celebrating Welshmen. I don't even remember Crudgington being their goalie.
The Wolves game? One of their fans tried to nick my mate John’s scarf more or less outside the Barn Park End entrance. (John held firm and the culprit gave up when another Wolves fan had a go at the would-be thief.)
The Pompey game was the infamous game where a riot took place and a football match almost broke out. Alan Biley. All sorts of chaos.
Millwall at The Den? You can read my account of that day here. A truly crazy, tragic day.
The Brighton match? This was the one that really rankled. Hated it with a passion. The Brighton fans were magnificent and filled the old Barn Park terrace and rode the wave of momentum their team had built for all it was worth. Worse still Argyle legend Garry Nelson was playing for them and was their star performer. It was like watching an ex-girlfriend get off with someone else at a school disco. Oh Garry!! How could you? Still ages to go in the season too. Brighton must have been a street clear of the opposition and were deserved Champions in the end even if they weren't on the day.
Makes no difference though. You don’t go to football to watch the other lot celebrate do you? I remember thinking “why doesn’t this ever happen for us? Why don’t we celebrate like crazy at somebody else’s ground?” (And we have since. Quite a few times actually. I just don’t recall it ever happening to that point and I’d only been supporting Argyle for about 15 years at that stage and we were in the doldrums and had been for ages).
Quite a lengthy gap then until the Newcastle game. A game that saw us relegated and them crowned as Champs in a lurid yellow and orange kit. Andy Carroll. Local Hero. Blaydon Races. A big pitch invasion that the plucky stewards did their futile best to prevent followed by lots of manking about how we shouldn’t have indulged their celebration while being acclaimed as “class” by their fans for so doing. I didn't really care. I was numbed by disappointment and just wanted to go home.
Southampton was more or less a re-run of the Newcastle game another promotion/relegation double whammy with their fans being noticeably less gracious in victory than their Geordie counterparts.
And so to tomorrow’s match. It’s very predictable in many ways. Leeds fans will arrive in huge number and very good voice (Leeds fans are always in good voice and fair number in my experience). Their multi-mi££ion team (they have at least one player they signed for a transfer fee greater than all of the combined fees Argyle has paid in our entire history) will probably swat us to one side and hand out an embarrassing spanking which, if they win, will cement the title for them and we’ll end up relegated (inevitable whatever the outcome) again. There’ll be a pitch invasion from the Leeds fans and the whole shooting match will probably descend into chaos come the end.
A suitably shambolic and disappointing end to a shambolic and disappointings eason looms on the horizon. A day from which the likelihood of anything good for Argyle emerging is vanishingly small.